I’m Nobody!  Who are you? Are you – Nobody – too? Then there’s a pair of us? Don’t tell! They’d advertise – you know! How dreary – to be – Somebody! How public – like a Frog – To tell one’s name – the livelong June – To an admiring Bog! This is one of…

I have only been arrested once in my entire life.  Trust me – it probably should have happened a lot more, but I had an innocent face and was never caught.  When O’Doul’s first came out, it was strongly advertised as a non-alcoholic beer.  At the time of my arrest, I was not drinking.  I…